[ Bai Shu as A Zhai ]
[ Cai Wen Jing as Xia Wa ]
♫ Come on ♫
♫ Just come together, I wanna perform romance ♫
♫ Don't get shy now, come and loudly sing with me ♫"My Girlfriend's Boyfriend"
[ Director - Deng Ke ]
Episode 2
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Hello.
Hello, welcome.
This is your friend right?
Hello.
He has been waiting for you for awhile now.
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Please take him as far as possible.
Are you tired? Have some refreshments and relax.
Let's play a game called "Hide and seek".
Put the eye mask on first.
Count to 100, and no peeking before then.
When you finish counting, come and find me.
Alright.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
6, 7,
11, 12
Let's see if you can find your way back from Hokkaido.
Bye~
97, 98, 99, 100
Next station is Yamikoi.
The gap between the platform and the train is quite large. Be careful of your step.
[ Weather Report: There will be a new round of rain today. ]
Yes?
Ah, hello? It's the customer from this afternoon.
Do you still remember that one friend of mine?
Yes, of course I remember!
Then...did he go back yet?
Yes, he already came back.
Oh, okay.
Then...can I talk to him?
Yes, wait just a moment.
Oh my god...of course he can get back home no matter how late it is
Hello? It's me.
So like,
My cell phone doesn't have any signal.
Oh.
I'm lost right now.
Can you come and pick me up?
Beg me.
Beg me. Beg me. Beg me.
"Beg me", my butt!
I clearly came to this country
to get some girls. Why am I so unlucky right now?
Alright...I beg you.
Please come get me.
Drink the ginger soup first then eat.
You'll catch a cold easily from being in the rain.
You played me! If it weren't for you, would I have ended up like this?
[ UOMO ]
Just a robot, and it's reading fashion magazines.
I'm learning the culture of your era.
As a romance robot, one of my duties is to educate myself
so that I may give a good impression to my other half. Is that not good?
Then don't look at me while saying it!
Additionally, I have emotional modules and learning procedures.
I can figure out your romantic flaws through analysis,
and then make up for what you lack using romance techniques
for you to have eternal, sweet love.
These are also Love Robot's missions.
No need. I don't need it!
This mission,
just let other people handle it.
You can tell me your lifestyle habits.
For example, what type of food do you like to eat?
What color do you like to wear?
What time do you sleep? Any hobbies? Dickens or Jane Austen?
What do you need to know these for?
You are my master. I will adjust myself to suit your needs.
I don't need it. No! Thank you!
But I don't need it! Do as you wish, please don't consider my feelings.
If you don't have any special requests,
I will interact with you in accordance to the latest style, "Domineering Boss."
What style?
Terrorizing Boss.
- Do you have money?- No.
- Do you have a company? - No.
Then what will you terrorize?
I'm screwed.
Going back to China with me, going to school with me, and meeting my friends!
Then everyone will know that I bought a male robot!
No way! I can't let him come back to China with me!
If my classmates find out that there's a guy that says he
loves me, cares for me, protects me and stuff like that every day, how am I going to explain this?
Why is my youth so unfortunate?
This can't happen. I definitely can't let him stick onto me!
- Hello?- Wang Fu Gui, buy me a ticket back immediately.
There's no money in Alipay. Find someone else.
If you don't buy it, then I'm never returning your money!
Okay.
[ Tokyo ]
Living life like a drama. It all depends on strategy.
I've been on the anime club's stage so long. I've never seen pork, but I have seen pig run.
Today is finally the day I act!
- Oh no! I forgot something. - What did you forget?
Magazine! The one you were looking at yesterday.
- Tha-That one-- Do you need it?
- I need it!- I'll grab it for you.
That easy? Is it that my acting is too amazing?
I'm sorry sir, but please turn off your phone.
Oh.
Pei Ni, I'll be waiting at home for you.
[ China ]
[ Ba Yi ]
Let's start!
At 3 PM I shipped it to your house in China. Remember to sign for it in person.
She will automatically bind with the first person she sees when she opens her eyes.
[ Welcome Goddess ]
Pei Ni.
Here's the magazine you asked for me to find.
The style doesn't seem right.
Here's the magazine you asked for me to find.
***** What are you doing here? Do you want to die?
I brought the magazine you wanted.
Magazine? He came all the way from Japan to China to give me a magazine?
I gave myself a flag.
Oh my God, this is so scary.
Did I pray to the wrong God?
Can I come in?
No, you can't!
I'm begging you. Please let me go.
You came from Japan all the way to China.
Why are you so persistent?
I am feeling so haggard right now.
You-you-you... What exactly are you doing?
Stop sticking to me! If you keep sticking to me then I'll show you how I'll die.
Why is there no movement?
Where is he? He couldn't have climbed the wall to get in right?
If you come in, I'll fight you.
Excuse me. Is this Zhong Fu Road, house 1?
Yes.
- Is this Ah Zhai's house? - Yes
I have a package for him.
Package? Hey! That's my package!
I don't think it's very convenient for Ah Zhai right now to come out.
Then what am I going to do? It's such a big package.
It is very convenient for me.
What are you to him?
I'm his boyfriend.
You think that just because you said it, someone will believe you?!
- Then can you sign for him? - Okay.
No, you can't! Don't you dare open that package!
You don't know how amazing Ah Zhai is.
Fighting! Yes. Fighting!
*Speaking gibberish*
[ Energy ]
Did something happen?
Why am I here?
You hit the door and passed out. I was worried something might have happened to your head, so I've been watching you.
- There's nothing else right?- Nope.
You scared me to death.
Who allowed you to come into my house? Get out.
Can you not look at people with that creepy look?
You you. G-go away.
I almost forgot.
Where is she?
I told her to buy you band-aids.
What am I going to do? If I go out like this do I look embarrassing?
You don't.
How's my hair? Is my hair okay?
It's good now.
People say that when meeting a girl for the first time, the most nerve wracking part is the waiting part.
I can feel my heart rating increasing
and my blood flowing.
From my feet to my fingertips it feels cold.
Feel it. Feel it.
Tell me. Is this what it feels like to be nervous?
Don't be nervous because she's already back.
Ah Zhai.
Similar. So similar. So similar. From facial features to hair color to appearance to her cup size
even her voice is the same. 100% reduction.
History's best cosplayer.
Wait, is she coming towards me right now?
What should I do? Should I go to her? Where should I put my hands?
Can I speak to her?
I bought you your band-aids.
Oh.
She's talking to me. Oh my God. But.
It's my first time speaking to my Goddess face to face
and all I said was one word. What the hell?
Would she think I'm boring? Dim-witted? Uninteresting?
What should I say to turn the tables around? What should I...What should I do?
It doesn't matter what you say, just say something as long as it's not just one word.
Come, Ah Zhai let me put a plaster on for you.
Okay.
It can't just be two words either.
I'm such a loser.
Relax, don't be nervous
Done~
Thank you.
Ah Zhai, you did so well.
What Love Robot? What's all that about a replica of the real thing?
What's all this about tailoring to my needs? This is basically Pei Ni.
It is Pei Ni.
Her smile is so warm.
It lingers in my heart.
She even put on such a cute plaster for me.
So cute.
Look at my breathing.
Feel my chest, my heartbeat is going boom boom.
I feel like I'm going to get a nosebleed.
So tender and cute.
Hey.
What should I do? I can feel my heart beating really fast.
There's blood rushing to my heart, making me feel invincible.
Is this
what they call power of love?
Are you about to transform?
Yes, I feel like I can't stop myself anymore.
That's enough, disappear.
You've watched so many dramas.
Played so many girl games.
All these otaku Goddess 2D games have been completed by your strategies.
In a way you could say that you've seen these kinds of things before.
Can you have some faith in yourself?! Fighting!
Believe in yourself! Yes!
Oh my god, is this some dry crust in my eye?
How can you notice these details?
Look at yourself.
Don't you think you'd lose points in her heart?
You better leave in a bit
or I'll hit you.
You did all this for me?
Yup.
Thank you! I really like it.
It's nothing, as long as you like it.
Yeah.
I really like everything you prepared!
I like this curtain.
I really like a bed that's like a panda.
My god, she's so tender.
So cute, so considerate.
All of my efforts are rewarded with her compliments.
I love you.
I heard he's called Ya Dang.
Then in the future, just call me Eve!
- Does it sound good?- Yes!
- Yes!
Did whatever I just say unlock some sort of setting?
This progress is a bit too fast.
Ah Zhai!
Yes?
To me, the best present
is to be able to live with the person I love.
Thank you Ah Zhai for creating all this for me!
Heartbeat quickens.
My Venus, my Ayanami Rei smiled at me!
I'm really thankful to you!
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- What happened?- What happened?- What happened?
What happened?
Completely unable to control!
I couldn't even speak!
But she is so beautiful.
This feeling is so wonderful. I really want to do anything for you.
Oh.
You can't do that. When you two are together later,
who would we listen to?
That's right, when you two have babies who would we listen to?
And and if she wants to watch drama in the future,
and you want to play games. What's going to happen?
This isn't good.
But that's fine, it's only your first time meeting each other today.
I mean they say the best is when you first meet.
Just leave a good impression and
slowly capture the city.
Good luck, I'm keeping my eye on you.
I'm keeping my eye on you.
Ah Zhai, I have a little request. I'm not sure if you would help me.
Of course, I can. What request?
Basically when us Love Robots finish our lock in on our masters
we must complete a mission
that is to have a sweet kiss with Master.
This I understand, it's to increase the favorability of the user.
This setting is perfect.
Under the atmosphere that I like I hope I can
- complete this mission.-Of course!
I want to prepare a candlelit dinner.
Can you help me?
Of course I can.
Thank you, Ah Zhai!
Let's go!
Ah Zhai, it's so amazing!
Sir, would you like to pay with cash or phone?
Phone.
Okay,
thank you sir. I hope you have a nice dinner.
The preparation this time is not enough.
Next time, I'll cook all the dishes.
It's already really good!
Ah Zhai, wear this! This is what I prepared for you.
This is what you specially prepared for me?
Yes.
Tuxedo?
So even I can be so handsome.
My darling, I'll come down now
So handsome! So handsome!
So handsome!
Ah Zhai, so handsome! So handsome!
Ah Zhai, wait!
That seat is for
the person I like.
I understand. It's for the person you...
For the person I like.
I know. It's for the person you...
He is the person I like.
I locked him in as my Master, as well as the person I like the most.
That's my package! The package outside is mine!
Locked in complete.
Ahhh!
Thank you for creating all of this for us.
So the clothes you gave me is so I can play a waiter?
What else?
Oh god, even robots can bind to robots?
What is this stupid logic? Is it an embedded bug?
Why do I feel like I'm going down a path of no return?
How do I clean up this mess?
I'm online. It's urgent.
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♫ Locking you in was not my choice ♫
♫ Accompanying you was fate pushing me ♫
♫ Perhaps you are just a lonely person who needs friends ♫
♫ For you, I can do anything ♫
♫ If only your gaze isn't lonely anymore ♫
♫ Maybe I'll be remembered ♫
♫ in your long life ♫
♫ The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished ♫
♫ As beautiful as the birds and rainbow ♫
♫ These many memories are our ♫
♫ Luckiest similarity ♫
♫ The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain ♫
♫Isn't the reason why I left you ♫
♫ Believing that you still need me♫
♫ Waiting for me to go through the misty fog♫
♫ to come back to you ♫
♫ I will do anything for you ♫
♫ If only your gaze isn't lonely anymore ♫
♫ Maybe I'll be remembered ♫
♫ in your long life ♫
♫ The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished ♫
♫ As beautiful as the birds and rainbow ♫
♫ These many memories are our ♫
♫ Luckiest similarity ♫
♫ The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain ♫
♫ Isn't the reason why I left you ♫
♫ Believing that you still need me ♫
♫ The jokes we laughed at, the dreams we wished ♫
♫ As beautiful as the birds and rainbow ♫
♫ These many memories are our ♫
♫ Luckiest similarity ♫
♫ The glaring wind, the misunderstood pain ♫
♫ Isn't the reason why I left you ♫
♫ Believing that you still need me ♫
♫ Waiting for me to go through the misty fog ♫
♫ to come back to you ♫